Stooopidest Train Existed

I was taking this train back to BSD. No choice, its way too jam for someone to pick me up during those deadly hours back to my home sweet home =).



The train management is dam Stooopiak! Most TOOPID TOOPID among the TOOPIDS!!

My journey from Setia Jaya to KL Sentral wasn't that bad, as usual la the amount of people going back home probably after work or classes. After reaching KL Sentral, there's this dam stoopiak thing implemented. Dam stooooooopid i diao you.

They implemented some queing system for people before boarding the train and kept a large space for the people to come out first. So, there's this stoooopiak announcement kept repeating after minutes and seconds about the new "brilliant" queuing system.

"Untuk platform 5, sila beratur di garisan hijau. Garisan merah adalah untuk penumpang-penumpang yang hendak keluar dari tren. Sila tunggu sehingga penumpang-penumpang selesai turun dari tren".

At first, i was like wow, since when Malaysians are so civilized?

Just example of what i seen.

Amazing? Looking at those people queuing, i thought what. So i just join them since they are so civilized out of a sudden. The line was as straight as a highway. Seriously, you can never find Malaysians queuing as straight as this.

Then, very loooong after that, here comes the announcent which everyone was waiting for ...

"Tren ke Rawang, akan tiba di platform nombor 4. Train to Rawang, will be arriving at platform number 4".

Train stop and this was what i saw ....



Wat The Fark? ...

360 Degrees change. All morphed into Barbarians within split seconds.

The situation in the train was even worst than a pack of Sardins, nothing close to Tuna either. They are forcing to put themselves into the train, just like forcing to button up your tight bra but the bewbs keep squeezing out -_-.

Wat the heck? Cannot go in dun go in la !!!

What's the worst thing i experienced was, when the next station arrived, people from one end tries to come out and they need to squeeze very tightly through so many fat ladies. Imagine.

Not only that, as you all know i went home straight after class, so definitely i will be carrying my schoolbag rite? Since the condition was sooooooo packed, i carried my schoolbag at the front, supported by my right arm. So, my arm is facing towards the front now. Get into my position now.

People squeezing out from one end to the exit door, i was at the middle. When they are squeezing their way out, off course will touch my hand want rite? Ok wait. Squeezing their way out, side ways.

Okay wait wait. Ladies squeezing out side ways !!!

WAIT WAIT !! Big Bewbies Ladies squeezing out !!!

not only that, the level from the ground of the bewbies and my arm was the same !!!

dot dot dot ....

Oh Noes, looks like my right arm is contaminated now =(.