Accident but i win

Today on the way back from ofis, was superbly jam. Not unusual but a little extra heavy on traffic.

There was this rempit who tried to squeeze (i hate motorcyclist, most of them like to squeeze squeeze, like squeezing tits) between cars. Then "it" came beside me and try to squeeze as well.

He suddenly stopped in front of me and i couldn't break in time so i "kissed" his ass. Then i saw his number plate got scattered into pieces. That time was so jam so i couldn't run away lolz.

So he came beside me, i wind down the window (on the front passenger side). Then he asked me siapa mau bayar sekarang. I answer "You lah". Then i argue argue with him, say drive "motorsikal" but come to car lane whose fault. Sumore suddenly break, this la that la say squeeze squeeze if not me bang you other cars might roll over you instead looking at the way you drive.

I purposely dowan speak in melai, dunno he understand engrish anot lul. Then i wind back up my window and showed "lol" face. He just went off after that.

Actually i was quite worried that time has it done any damage to my car at the front? Couldn't stop half way at the road because it was freaking jam at that time.

Reached home, took a glance at the front and can't spot a single scratch. I just realised my car front bumper was super hard after touching and pressing it.

Conclusion of the story, I win.